Thursday, January 10, 2008

Clown Hair

Brad has amused himself greatly lately saying that I have clown hair. What is clown hair you ask? Is it striped? No. Is it round? No. Does it have a man-made material quality to it? No. Apparently, it is this:

This, by the way, is a beautiful, wavy masterpiece. Actually what this is is what my hair looks like if I don't dry it very well. But what it definitely isn't is clown hair.
Brad then says "When I get paid on Friday, why don't you have your hair colored. It's the color of 'middle-aged' woman right now." CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? Better phrasing would have been "You work so hard and are such a wonderful Mother and Wife that you deserve some pampering. Take some time off to treat yourself." Ahhh. Much better.
Oh, and the picture? He insisted on taking it to try to prove his point.
Maybe this clown should throw a whipped cream pie in his face? That always gets a laugh.

2 comments:

Stacia said...

I have a clown wig. Would he like me to show it to him? You do not have clown hair and you should make him pay for a day at the spa for that comment.

Aunt Joyce said...

Sounds like he has offered to send you to a spa. You go, girl!!!! Have a wonderful time.
To tell you the truth, You and Ms. Maggie have almost the same hair color. MMMMMMMMMMM